do-yobi

woke up at 4:30am
jerked it
ate a bowl of "just the clusters" w/vanilla soy milk Trader Joe's brand
threw in a load of laundry
watched the last two 1up show episodes
joined a club on 1up.com

plans for the next few hours:
bout to take a dump & shower
throw in another load of laundry
hook up my digital cable box
update my xbox 360 dashboard
beat Genji: Dawn of the Samurai
jerk it

the patented Tsuji late night survival kit

lightweight version:
pepcid ac
aspirin
multi vitamin
small gatorade
travel toothbrush w/travel size toothpaste

directions: swallow the aspirin & multi vitamin, slam the gatorade, chew a pepcid tablet, sleep it off, brush your teeth

heavyweight version includes everything in the lightweight version plus fresh boxer drawls, a fresh t-shirt, a pair of socks & a travel size deodorant (large gatorade in place of small gatorade)

congrats you are now prepared to tackle a late night out with the tomodachis

I suck at video games

So I have to apologize about my last post. I cannot completely blame Genji: Dawn of the Samurai. I have been playing the game wrong. Making poor use of kamui. I finally realized my folly after beating Moritoshi. Beating the last few bosses requires you to make proper use of kamui. What amazes me is how far I got button mashing & trying to literally hack & slash my way through the bad guys. I could have saved myself a ton of wasted miracle pills which I used to heal myself after taking such huge amounts of damage from my unnecessarily long battles. The miracle pills & tengu herbs would have served me better after the boss battles. I would have been in way better position if I had played the game the right way. As it stands now I am at the final boss battle but I am going into the battle with very little of my health left. This is making life very hard for me.

Ah Genji: dawn of the samurai....a good 40 hours of my life wasted

Genji Dawn of the Samurai you SUCK

I have been stuck on this bullshit all evening.
I'm on chapter 3 right at the verge of beating this fucking bullshit of a game but yet I am in the most jacked up spot imaginable. There is literally two mid level bosses & a gauntlet of archers standing in between me & the next save point. It's not so much that I can't beat Kuyo & her monster but it just is a pain in the ass to start over & over again at that same goddamn spot, they could have at least given us a save point after fighting Kuyo but nah, you have to beat Kuyo & her monster get through a mass of fuck heads beat Moritoshi AGAIN then get past I swear to god a million archers to get to the next save point.
I am able to get to the archers but after fighting Moritoshi I have only a little but of life left so just the overwlming number of those archers is enough to kill me. Then all the way back to fighting Kuyo again, over & over again. I have been playing for two hours & I am so pissed right now I think I'll quit for tonight.

BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rambling

I have to say I am very proud of myself. For I, Erik Tsuji, have beaten two video games this month. The first, Gears of War. Two years too late, I know but it really wasn't my fault. I had gotten all the way to the last chapter when I decided to sell my xbox 360. Then with the price drop a couple months ago I decided to buy another 360 & finally beat Gears of War. I was feeling extra pressure to do so since the sequel was due out soon.

Next I beat God of War, I just couldn't bear to get in on God of War 2 or the psp version until I beat that shit.

Admittedly I am one of those bastards that has all of the next generation gaming consoles & a ton of games but I am sadly behind on playing them all.
I am right at the cusp of beating Genji Dawn of the Samurai too, that may be my next challenge. Fuck I have PS2 games left to beat still... Yakuza & Resident Evil 4.

Then I am in the middle of Super Mario Galaxy & Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles on the wii, Heavenly Sword & Ninja Gaiden Sigma on the PS3, & Stranglehold for the 360 which I am putting on the back burner indefinitely.

AND I own Ratchet & Clank & Devil May Cry for the PS3 shit I had better get to work. Maybe I will not buy myself a game until I beat those...