I stopped by Taco Bell after browsing Target & Best Buy yesterday. I picked up Sukiyaki Western Django...
I ordered a loaded nachos & a 7 layer burrito. No sooner do I finish eating the 7 layer burrito when I run to the bathroom with a bout of violent diarrhea. I then felt nauseous for a bout 20 minutes & just laid in my recliner in agony moaning. Then it was off to the bathroom again to pee out of my asshole.
Surprisingly I felt much better after that.
I saw a huge sign in front of Carl's Jr. "2 Western Bacon Cheeseburgers for $5"
I thought...man that sounds good with a banana cream pie milk shake.
No wonder I have high blood pressure.
Monday, December 01, 2008
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X) dangerous mexican food (it's not readily available here)!
But yeah high blood followed by heart attack while jerkin' lol
they'd find me in my bed dead with my pants down & my dick in my hand
with an almost empty tub of vaseline on the bedside table X)
I only use water-based lubricants LOL
:o
X)
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