Monday, December 01, 2008

The Shiznits

I stopped by Taco Bell after browsing Target & Best Buy yesterday. I picked up Sukiyaki Western Django...
I ordered a loaded nachos & a 7 layer burrito. No sooner do I finish eating the 7 layer burrito when I run to the bathroom with a bout of violent diarrhea. I then felt nauseous for a bout 20 minutes & just laid in my recliner in agony moaning. Then it was off to the bathroom again to pee out of my asshole.
Surprisingly I felt much better after that.
I saw a huge sign in front of Carl's Jr. "2 Western Bacon Cheeseburgers for $5"
I thought...man that sounds good with a banana cream pie milk shake.
No wonder I have high blood pressure.

5 comments:

wotacraig said...

X) dangerous mexican food (it's not readily available here)!

But yeah high blood followed by heart attack while jerkin' lol

Tsuji Eriku said...

they'd find me in my bed dead with my pants down & my dick in my hand

craig said...

with an almost empty tub of vaseline on the bedside table X)

Tsuji Eriku said...

I only use water-based lubricants LOL

prof. wotacraig said...

:o

X)