My new profile pic.

That's me September 2005 in front of the Imperial Palace straight thuggin' in Tokyo. HOLLA!

P.S.

I am such a dumbass.
Thanks for pointing that out BVA.

I got alotta stuff....

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This weekend I made out like a bandit. After work on Friday I met my family at Izumi's restaurant & my mom treated! Afterwards I had to do a little shopping & my mom was babysitting my niece Tera Chan, they both decided to come along.

We started out at Target where I picked up some toiletries & 2 dvds: Nacho Libre & Eat Drink Man Woman. I was amazed that Eat Drink Man Woman was at Target of all places. That movie is a masterpiece in my humble opinion. It only costs 9 bucks to boot. When we get to the register my mom says oh, I'll pick your items up for you. Huh!??! No mom it's ok, oh don't be silly I want to!!!!!!! ARIGATO!!!!

Then my mom who has gotten into jewelry making recently wanted to go to Barnes & Nobles to look at jewelery making books???

I browsed the manga section for awhile doing my customary otaku hurdles.

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Otaku Hurdles:
In any bookstore manga section there are a shitload of little asian kids sitting/lying on the ground reading manga. In order for me to find what I'm looking for I have to jump over those kids to get to a particular shelf to browse.

Otaku hurdles(tm) deshita
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I found yet another U.S. release from Tatsumi Yoshihiro "Abandon the Old Tokyo"
Oh Boy! In my favorite books there is listed "The Push Man & Others" I loved that book & was stoked to find Abandon the Old Tokyo. Because I am trying to save a little more I decided to not pick up the book until my mom came by & said oh let me buy that book for you. Really!??! Why? It turns out she has made a considerable amount of money selling her jewelry pieces & wanted to treat my niece & I. Hell Tera Chan made out with a shitload of coloring books & stuff.

I worked a wedding on Saturday.

Today I woke up & decided to go to Kinokuniya to buy Rip Slyme's new single "Blow" & Biyuuden's last joint "Issai Gassai anatta ni A GE RU".

backstory:
Soko Gakuen is a few blocks away from Nihon Machi so since it's a sonofabitch to find parking in San Francisco we usually just park at Nihon Machi. Cabraru had class on Saturday so I asked him to go to Kinokuniya which is upstairs from the parking garage & pick up those two singles for me. He calls me up & swears to god that Kinokuniya doesn't have either of the two cd singles in stock. My bullshit meter was sounding alarms. I asked Cabraru if he checked the new release section which is in the front of the store. Cabraru says yeah I checked it they don't have it.

I go to Kinokuniya & what do I find right smack dab in the middle of the new release section? "Burou" by Rip Slyme. Oh & what else do I find in the Hello Pro section? Biyuuden's last single! Thanks Cabraru!

I met up with Kabuki while I was in Nihon Machi & we ate at Izumiya. I got the Ebi furai set. At Japan Video they were cleaning out their rental area & had a shitload of old Samurai flicks on vhs on sale for like $3 each wow! I did not buy any though.

On the way home I stopped at Kingstone Books & bought Day After Tomorrow's Selection Best Album. I love "My Faith" so much.

recap!

free stuff I got this weekend:
-steak w/ponzu sauce
-2 dvds (Nacho Libre, Eat Drink, Man Woman)***do not bother watching the u.s. remake as it is GARBAGE***
-Abandon the Old Tokyo

Stuff I bought:
-Day After Tomorrow "Selection Best Album" Tawainese release
-Rip Slyme "Burou"
-Biyuuden "Issai Gassai"

bonus joint! Day After Tomorrow "My Faith" PV

Arittake no Ai De

when I'm here with my eyes closed like this
I'm looking for your warmth
the memories left behind beside me,
only give me loneliness

time goes by
and the seasons change so fast
but the memories of that day remain, waiting
for us to meet again

I'll surround you entirely in all of my love
I want to keep you safe, so sadness never comes your way again

we weren't able to even say goodbye,
one day we just drifted apart
everytime I come across someone
who looks so like you from behind
my heart still aches a bit.

as time goes by,
you & I will grow up
but the day we can laugh together again
as we did back then, is coming...

I'll surround you entirely in all of my love
I want to keep you safe, so sadness never comes your way again

I'll surround you entirely in all of my love
I want to keep you safe, so sadness never comes your way again

I want to keep you safe

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ima kou shite me wo tojiru to
kimi no nukumori wo sagashiteiru
tonari ni okizari ni sareta
omoide ga samishisa tsutaeru dake

toki ha nagarete
ashibaya ni kisetsu ha kawatteyuku keredo
ano hi no mama no omoide machitsuzuketeiru
mata deaeru koto

arittake no ai de kimi no subete wo tsutsumikonde ageyou
mou ni do to kanashimi ga otozurenai you ni kimi wo mamoritai

sayonara sae ienai mama ni
itsuka ha bokura ha hanareteshimatta ne
yoku nita senaka mitsukeru tabi ni
ima demo mada sukoshi mune ga itai yo

toki ha nagarete
boku mo kimi mo
otona ni natteyuku keredo
ano hi no mama no futari de
mata waraieaeru sonna hi ga kuru kara..

arittake no ai de kimi no subete wo tsutsumikonde ageyou
mou ni do to kanashimi ga otozurenai you ni kimi wo mamoritai

arittake no ai de kimi no subete wo tsutsumikonde ageyou
mou ni do to kanashimi ga otozurenai you ni kimi wo mamoritai

kimi wo mamoritai...
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I don't know, I got all sentimental after working tonight's wedding. Gomen ne. This is one of my favorite songs from Gakuto. The lyrics say it all.

Welcome to my world...

Holler at your boy. When I bring breezies into my room you can imagine their surprise when they see the posters on my wall & well......watashi no heya wa jpop wonderland desu.

If I've managed to get them back to my room then I've already tricked them into liking me. Sometimes I sit back & think of the crazy adventures I've had. How many of your friends can say they boned a chick in their room at their grandma's house on the floor under his hello project posters & toy shelf, then afterwards beat the chick in Street Fighter? My guess is not many. It's kinda funny & cool & yes I am putting myself on blast because that pretty much screams LOSER!!!!!

Yajima Maimi desu / Watashi no style wa, nan desu ka?

Not one ill word towards Miami will be tolerated in Tsuji no Uchi. When you look up the word kawaii in the dictionary there is a picture of Maimi. No, SHE is the dictionary because she brings meaning to my life. Born in 1992 in Tennessee, nani!??! she must have been because she's the only 10 I see! Her father was a thief that stole the stars from the sky & put them in her eyes.
Her mother was a maid, I guess that's how she learned to sweep me off my feet.

Maimi & her C-ute cohorts have been handed their orders from Tsunku.

Objective: seek out & destroy Tsuji Eriku by any means necessary

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"yes I am an otaku, but I am a stylish one...."

-NIGO

Goto Maki Premium Best 1 pick/ High & Mighty Color

cute jpop sounds "Yaruki! It's Easy!"



heavy guitar with a sweet vocal, you can't miss
High & Mighty Color "Here I Am"



High & Mighty Color "Dive into Yourself"

what would you do? Kawaii Culture is out to get me.

Yesterday Marky stopped by. He's the photographer I work for part-time. His main reason for stopping by was to show off his brand new BMW 330Xi. The shit was dope! The only thing he didn't get was the navigation system in it.

Anyways we rolled to Mel's Diner for some grinds & he told me a story that kept me up awhile last night thinking.

On Saturday he was hired to take family portraits. The gentleman who's family Marky was photographing wanted to capture this moment in time because the man was terminally ill & had only 2 weeks to live.

Marky told me that if he was only given 2 weeks to live he had no idea what he would do during his last 2 weeks on earth. I thought about what I did the whole day....
-surfed the web
-took a nap
-watched doramas
-cooked eggs in a basket
-ate eggs in a basket
-took a nap
-watched more dramas
-played video games

Man. One thing's for sure if I only had 2 weeks to live I wouldn't have spent all day laying around.

後の祭
あとのまつり)

it's too late now

嫌な事もこれでお終い
きらなこともこれでおおい)

you only live once



C-UTE Soku Dakishimete

I kinda like the Wonderful Hearts Land performance better, is it me or did they add some sexy dance moves in that performance? Anyways.

I can't help it. I like cute things. I like jpop. Sue me.

I'm off to find some music from C-ute to download. Ja ne.

Issai Gassai Anata ni A GE RU

Biyuuden 6th single cover
"Issai Gassai Anata ni A GE RU"
click on cover to purchase single from our friends at YESASIA

You all are about to see just how much I love this song!

powered by ODEO

Biyuuden is not my favorite group out of the Hello Pro family but I was very very sorry I missed the release of their 6th single "Issai Gassai anata ni A Ge RU" which loosely translated is I'll Give Everything to You, gomen ne my Nihongo skills are at a very basic survival level only if a native Nihongo speaker can give me a better translation that would be great!

What turned me on to the song was Biyuuden's performance of it on the 2006 Wonderful Hearts Land concert dvd. Now when I think of JPOP, a song like this comes to mind. Great song, great performance.


PV



performance @ 2006 Summer Wonderful Hearts Land concert

Yume desu

OK for the past two nights I have had some really strange dreams that need some deciphering. The feelings & emotions in the dreams were really really strong & when I woke up I was in shock at how realistic the dreams were.

First dream:
I had a dream that I was having really rough explicit sex with a good friend of mine that happens to be married. She wanted to but she put up a small fight citing that it was wrong & "what would we do about her husband?". Now it was really graphic rough kinky sex too I mean even I was kinda shocked at the things I did to my friend in my dream. Hell, I even felt a little bad after waking up.
Some people said that it's probably that I have a crush on her, that is not the case. I don't have a problem admitting it if I thought she was hot, she is a bit cute but the downsides to her looks outway the bit of cuteness she does possess. Everyone that knows me knows I am way too picky. Strange though, but yeah I was left quite satisfied after I did what I did to my friend. Gomen ne. No, there were no nocturnal emissions. Thank god....I am 30 years old.

Second dream:
I was invited to be a member of a bridal party for a girl that was strangely familiar to me. I thought about the dream all day today & for the life of me I do not know who the girl in the dream was. Anyways, in my dream we had some history. Apparently we had been romantically involved before & had remained friends for years. Because we obviously had a history & had some type of feelings for each other she wanted me to be a part of one of the most important days in her life...her wedding day.

Now let me tell you why this would never happen in real life. None of my long term relationships ended on a good note. In fact both of my long term relationships ended pretty badly. I am not on speaking terms with either of the women involved. Why? Well because they are dirty whores. That's why.

Well in the dream I was incredibly sad, especially spending time around the rest of the wedding party. Although I was supposed to be this girl's "friend" I just couldn't bare to see her marry someone else. So at what appeared to be a wedding rehearsal I confessed that I was still in love with her IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. This caused her to cry & she just sobbed & said that she was sorry & that she loved her husband to be.
I was so heartbroken in the dream that I FELT IT, even when I WOKE UP. I was so sad I felt like crying. Ain't that some shit! Wierd I tell you. On the drive to work in the morning I found myself playing some sad music & just being depressed.
Now this is somehting that I would never do in real life, in case you were wondering YES the chick in the dream was HOT & worth pining over for the duration of the dream.

Very wierd I say! Does anyone out there have any experience deciphering dreams? Any input would be appreciated.

I've come up with some theories.
Dream #1
I have always felt that my friend has a nice ass & a huge rack. I don't particularly find her that hot but she is kinda cute. Really not my type.
I felt bad this past weekend for not inviting her & her husband to my BBQ that was going down at Tsuji No Uchi.

Maybe that has something to do with it.

Oh. god. This is hilarious.

Dream #2
I have a part time job as a photographer's assistant. Most of the jobs I work are weddings. I spend a great deal of time watching other people be happy & in love. Meanwhile I have long nights of Jdoramas & shojo manga to quench my burning desire to be loved.

Hehe, in all seriousness I really do not feel like I have a huge amount of time to dedicate towards developing a relationship right now. See I have a full time job, a part time job & I am part owner of a small business. What free time I do have I choose to spend pursuing my interests ie jpop etc. I do have opportunities to go on dates & occasionally I will go out on a date. But I am not really entertaining any thoughts of settling down with any of the breezies I currently have on file in my keitei's directory.

Maybe I was just living out some crazy dorama in my dream & it took place during a wedding because I work at weddings alot. ????

It's ok to smile.

Saki Chan, Airi Chan



Saki Chan, Maimi Chan, Airi Chan

KAWAII!!!!



C-ute with Natsumi Abe
Maimi is such a cutie!

drum n bass

Dragon Ash "Fantasista" more drum n bass sounds.

I want to start a band like Dragon Ash with me on production & MCing. Anybody interested? Leave a comment. hehe.
Dragon Ash is kick ass.

2006 Summer Wonderful Hearts Land

As you probably can guess, these vids will be heavily featured here & on YODC. I am seriously hyped after seeing all the different match ups of Hello Pro members. They did a great job, I haven't seen one I didn't like yet. I haven't seen the whole concert yet but I haven't been this excited to see a concert in awhile woohoo bring it on!

Cabraru brought back the scrapbook as a gift for me & I have flipped thorugh that thing a hundred times since he gave it to me on Saturday!!!!!



Goodbye Natsuo with Ai, Risako & Airi

The 360 & wii are for me.

I know better than to completely deprive myself of things I want. The thing is I have had to tone it down a bit as opposed to going all out in my video game purchases. Of all the next gen consoles being released I gravitated more towards the Wii. The price was right & I have always been a fan of nintendo.




Trauma Center on the DS was amazing & it would be cool to try it out on the wii with that new controller.

The 360 turned me off when it came to the costs involved in obtaining one. BUT! Dead Rising from Capcom made my little dude stand at attention. Also Wonton has given his 360 a fully erect penis rating. For you non-sickos out there that's a 10 out of 10.

The ps3 is out of the question right now. Price IS NOT right.

Tokyo awaits my friends & when I really get down to it buying 2 more consoles is more than enough for me. I have been thinking about taking off to Thailand too while I'm in Japan. Just for a few days. Kinda get away & live like a king for a few. So you see I will need to spend every penny wisely between now & January.

I currently own a ps2 & a modded xbox. Between work (2 jobs) & other interests my consoles have been seeing some down time as of late.

I have owned every single major next gen gaming console since PS1. That includes handhelds. I promised myself I would never do that again ESPECIALLY since I don't currently have a girlfriend that makes loads of cash that is willing to spoil me. Sadly these days that's the only thing I miss about Jennice & I's relationship. See because she was paranoid about me cheating on her she would buy me video games so I would just stay at home & play. By feeding my otaku she kept me at home a good 90% of the time.



Here's my gaming plan. First I will purchase the wii as I have planned to do all along. Next I will patiently stalk the 360 & pounce when the time is right. Capcom's Dead Rising gives me too much of a gaming hard-on for me to pass up. Ask Wonton, he'll tell you I have an inexplicable affinity towards the undead. I love the zombie bastards. AND per Wonton's explicit instructions a 360 core system is out of the question, I need the premium package.

Be Still, My Heart.

I did a cartwheel then farted after seeing this vid clip. Then I proceeded to call everyone in the YODC crew & hang up on them when they answered. As if that weren't crazy enough I busted into my uncle's bedroom while he was sleeping & jumped up & down on his bed. Then I ran back to my room & tore all the posters off of my wall & tipped over my entertainment center. After all that I grabbed the scalding hot cup of coffee from my nightstand then poured it into my lap. I punched the wall a few times. I still am nuts over this damned vid clip AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

"Koi No Victory" with Berryz & C-ute

Santa Inoue

I found this cool vid floating around. Unfortunately it's only part 1 of ?
I've been a fan of Santa Inoue for awhile. Most of us in the YODC/Planet Tokyo Crew have been comic book & gangu collectors. I came across a cool figure of Kai from Tokyo Tribes & Wonton hooked me up with many of the Kubricks from the Tokyo Tribes series. Unfortunately all I could do was look at cool things online pertaining to Tokyo Tribes & Santastic. I was stoked when Tokyo Tribes was finally released in the U.S. translated in eigo (a better eigo translation than what was floating around online).

One of the must-sees for me was Santa Inoues shop in Shibuya "Santastic". I spent like 50,000 yen up in there between the stuff I wanted & the stuff I bought for Langdon. The employees in Santastic could tell I wasn't from Tokyo & were amazed at how I was snatching up merchandise left & right. One of them asked "Where are you from?" San Francisco ni kimashita. The two employees kinda looked at each other for a second then finally were able to say "Santa, how do you know?" Manga o yomimashita, pointing at a copy of Tokyo Tribes.
Between their broken Eigo & my broken Nihongo I learned that Santa Inoue was trying to make the trip to Killa Kali to attend Comic Con, which is why I wanted so badly to go this year but alas, it wasn't in the cards. Besides, both DMS & Langdon said they didn't see Santa San anywhere at Comic Con.

I feel like a pimp walking around the Bay Area with my Saru shirt.

One day I was browsing at Best Buy & I almost shit myself when I found a copy of The Neighbor No. 13 with a free T-Shirt included. Awesome movie adapted from the Santa Inoue manga of the same name.

If you have some spare coin check out the manga or the dvd. They both get the Tsuji seal of approval.

Tawa Rekodo

Jpop Listening Station Tawa Rekodo, Shibuya
I snapped this picture incognito style before the emplyees could stop Cabraru & I from taking pictures inside the store. I couldn't resist!

The Tower Records in Concord is closing. They have everything on sale so if you're in the area stop by & sift through the dvds, video games & toys over there, oh & the music too if you're into that sort of thing. It's not like how it is in Tokyo where there is a WHOLE FLOOR dedicated to JPop! sigh.....

The Most Bizarre Night Ever!!

I took some vacation days to get away from my office before I killed someone (co-workers & customers are safe for now). I planned to just take it easy & clean up obaasan's crib a little before she comes back home at the end of the month.

The photographer I work for part time called me & said that he had a gig for me Sunday & after pondering it a moment I concluded that I could use the extra cash. The photographer's gig is really nice as it pays really really well. I don't particularly like being bossed around by a diva hot shot cameraman but when I get my pay Tsuji shuts the fuck up straight away mate.

After the gigs my boss usually treats for food & drinks after I get paid, the nice thing is I get paid after each gig, that in itself is awesome. We had a pretty big problem though, it was Sunday night! Where could two guys hang out on a Sunday night to slam a few rounds of brew & shoot the shit for awhile? It turns out the only place that was open was a place called The Bistro.

Backstory:

Now I don't like The Bistro at all. The owner is a prick. The owner is an old Filipino guy that does not like me for some reason. He is not a very nice guy & it amazes me that someone like that could own such a successful business, then again I take that back, see the Filipino community here are fiercely loyal to The Bistro, so he can be a dick all he wants to whoever he wants & it's ok because he still makes his money. I have a lot of friends that go to The Bistro & for the most part we go, eat, drink & we leave that shithole, done deal we all go home satisfied. But one hot summer night Charlemagne & I were cleaning out his NSX that he wrecked & sipping on Steel Reserve tall cans. After awhile we became wicked hungry & drunk. The only spot that was open that late was The Bistro, now Charlemagne was cool with the owner guy so I figured no problems today but I was wrong. See mother fuckers are always going in there with flip flops tank tops & what not & he never sweats them but I walk in wearing a Lakers jersey & yes it appeared a thug had just entered the building. It is pretty nuts if you see me back then I was rocking the clean shaven baldy bam! Tsuji's up in this piece with the old E tatts & all. The thing is I NEVER did anything to that owner guy, never caused a ruckus or anything but he just doesn't like me. Me & Charlemagne walk in & sit down ready to order some beef nilaga (the perfect cure for a hang over) when owner dude walks over & tells me to get out! WTF??? There were 3 people in that mother fucker on a Wednesday night & we were ready to drop some major coin in that bitch but he tells me to get out! Fuck you then man you don't want this money? Peace bitches! No I did not say that, instead we just got up & I looked him in the eye, grinned & smirked & left. NO trouble from Tsuji. It's a fucked up situation because we do end up there from time to time & most of the time no problems, hell he even forgot it was me when I grew my hair out. I thought the days of me being hated by the owner dude were over, but last night Charlemagne opened a brand new chapter!

Now we roll up to The Bistro & it's got a few people in there not bad for a Sunday. We get seated & order a couple rounds while snacking on lumpia. Since my buddy Charlemagne lives down the street from The Bistro I called him up to join us. I hadn't seen him in a few months & wanted to catch up. Charlemagne is a character & he is full of surprises. He is very entertaining to listen to & watch. A few minutes after calling him he pulls up in an immaculate M series BMW. HOLY SHIT. Ever since I've known Charlemagne he has always had nice cars. He refuses to roll around in a fucked up car. Even when I first met his ass in High School he was rolling around in a BMW. Keep in mind he also has an NSX (see first comment, that's Charlemagne's NSX!) in his garage.
Moving on, that was surprise number 1 for the evening. So we start out with Charlemagne telling us about his ride but I immediately get alarmed because in the span of 20 minutes C had taken four shots to the face, of wiskey I guess, chasing it with a beer. He starts to get really boligerant harrassing the waitress a bit. C respects me as a friend so I tell him to chill but he doesn't. He orders beef nilaga & starts to get really loud, OH BOY! we were only there for maybe an hour & a half or so & he downs 8 shots & 2 beers. I made the call & told him we were leaving. He is trying to eat his nilaga but he is so shitfaced drunk his face is IN THE BOWL. C has nilaga all over his face then he decides it's best for him to pick up the bowl & drink from it but instead he ends up dumping the shit in his lap! OMG. It was funny for about 1 minute then owner dude starts mean mugging me. WHAT DID I DO! C starts to yell out how much money he makes & that the M series in the front is his commuter car & that last month alone he made $20,000?????????? Holy Shit! It's time to leave. Keep in mind he's doing this while he has nilaga all over his face, shirt, & pants. Goddamn that shit was funny but EMBARRASSING. I love C like a brother & if anyone is going to inflict justice for what is going down it's me not owner dude, owner dude will get fucked up by a Tsuji right cross if he tried touching C. Besides I recognized the situation & knew it was time to leave. I pick up C & we walk out, I dig in his pockets for his keys & think to myself oh yeah me behind the wheel of this BMW!!!!! No I wasn't trying to cop a feel on C but I had to get his keys, this fool had a G in his pocket! I guess he wasn't lying when he was yelling at the top of his lungs that he was ballin' outta control making crazy money.

I get C in the passenger seat & we take off towards his house & I must say that if you have the means to purchase a BMW please do as they are so choice! Marky followed in my XTERRA. When we get to C's house C starts talking about how right before he hooked up with us he was banging this hot white chick he met from Craigslist he advised that it only cost $300 U.S. to bone her. Marky & I just laughed at him as he was just being himself & entertaining us to death. Then C goes man I'm drunk & I need some pussy! I go man it's Sunday, actually Monday morning, nobody's gonna drive from the city to come serve you bro. C wouldn't leave it alone he kept screaming about how he wanted to blow his load in a white bitch's mouth (I shit you not, it was fricken hilarious). Marky & I pointed out that he probably had a better chance going to Tokyo Massage. Now C had a blank look on his face, I asked don't tell me you've never been to Tokyo Massage.

Backstory:

One thing you have to realize about C is that he is a whoremonger. You look up whoremonger in the dictionary & there's a picture of C with a shit eating grin on his face! One time I went with C to pick his mom up from the San Francisco airport & we were late because this asshole wanted to make a detour into San Francisco to get some action at Golden Flower. This man is a pro. Actually I can't judge because I have been known to do my thing every now & then but if you ask me you have a problem if you go to a whore house every weekend & blow $300 to $400 a pop. (It's not like any of us have a problem getting pussy but it's just that C is a sex fiend. In my case I just don't have the time or patience to deal with these girl's games. I'm a busy dude & when the urge comes up hey I just might cater to some lady of the night's hustle, it beats having to spend the whole evening with a chick you're not really interested in, take care of business then BAM you're on your way.) That's the reason why I could not believe that C had NEVER been to Tokyo Massage.

Opening that can of worms was my damned fault, then for the next 20 minutes he would not shut up about Tokyo Massage. Please take me I NEED PUSSY! We gave in after he told us the whole night was on him & we all could get a, uh...massage on his dime.
OK so we're on our way to Tokyo Massage keep in mind that C still has nilaga on his face & pants from earler. I told him to at least change his shirt. Oh yeah & he had black shit all over his face because he was showing off the NSX to Marky who had never seen it before. So C was touching the rims & stuff & got oil on his hands & he kept touching his face. I kept telling him he had shit on his face but he wouldn't listen he was too drunk. I was quite impressed at the fact that C wasn't throwing up or passed out by now because I would have been gone if I had drank what he had.

Thank God Tokyo Massage was closed, as it was a blessing in disguise (we didn't need to do that). We hightailed it back to C's house but he throws his money down on the table & is like ok let's call someone from eros.com to come serve us. He must've called 6 girl's & only two pick up. He finally got someone to drive from the city to serve him & Marky & I decided that that was our signal to leave. C kept asking c'mon where are you guys going?

Too much fun for one night. I'm too old for this shit. I swear to you this happened. All I wanted to do was have a couple of beers & I ending up getting into a drunken BMW sex industry adventure thingy.

It took alot out of me so you guys may not see me for a couple days hehe.